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Chapter 7.5

I got a cellie. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get a landline, and I'll feel safer walking at night and living in the s-motel with one.

Presenting an acrostic poem:

C an receive calls for free
A lso t-bombs
L ove receiving d-dials
L ate night? No prob!

M ore you call, more you collect, because:
E very call wins you 45 points

Since getting my cellie, I've received many questions from my readers. And so:

FAQs about my new cellie:
Q: Is it expensive for you?
A: No. Free.
Q: Is it expensive for me?
A: Calling from your cellie will be expensive. You may want to consider a phone card. Makes aalllll the diff. Or go to your parentals house and use their phone. That was my favourite trick.
Q: I'm worried about the six hour time difference. Are you?
A: No. You worry about the calling, I'll worry about the time. I don't have problems with the following: a) falling back asleep and b) sleeping through calls if I'm too tired. I'll be happy to hear from you - promise.
Q: Will you like me less if I opt not to call?
A: Yes. Absolutely.
Q: What's the number?
A: Good question! The number is:

(33) 63 20 123 16

You'll have to dial 011 (to call internationally), then 33 (France country code), then the rest (my number).

So it will be: 011 33 63 20 123 16

With love,
Hinckster