Sunday, November 30, 2008

Chapter 56: A CHAPTER WITH FOTOS!?

nerd blog post #61

Yes. Welcome to the revolutionary nerd blog post that features BOTH nerd blog AND foto esssay! What a treat. What a melange. Enjoy.

The visit with Benito continued to be great. He cooked up a delicious chicken and rice feast, and we had Merrill over for some pre-gaming action before
Museum Cafe, the new (for us) night bar we wanted to try. A highlight was skyping my family. Big and little brother, cousin Claire and the parentals were feasting around the dinner table. I was placed next to the bird cage and chirped at them throughout the duration of the talk, asking them to pass me the gravy, and other funny bits like that. I think my mom was the only one who tolerated it.. I thought it was hilarious. Museum Cafe was a HIT. Unreal music and a more diverse crowd. And closer to our place than the others. We will be back every week-end. The bar staff were giving out hats. That makes two hats in one week-end. What a deal.



Benito left last night because he flew early this morning from Paris. The house seemed quiet afterwards, as it goes when visitors leave.. But Cynthia and I have been spending good time together. Today we went to the Christmas Market. French peeps age well, including Pere Noel himself:


"But Hinckster, I thought you didn't like Christmas!" It's not that I ever didn't like Christmas.. It's that I grew tired of Christmas as it had become in TO. Too much hustle and bustle and grumpy shoppers and slush and blinding lights and unnecessary paper waste and consumerism. Etc. This is not to start a blog comment war.. Please. It's just to say that whenever I smiled and nodded when you said, "I love Christmastime!" it was because I didn't want to start a tiresome, cyclic discussion. No offense. And I don't not like Christmas. I just prefer other holidays, and don't really love buying presies, wrapping them up, sticking them under a prickly, oversized tree (that's inside the house..) and then being forced to wait to open them.

But that's not what I was going to say..... What I was going to say, is that the Christmas spirit I had as a child is slowly coming back.. I asked Santa if I could get a picture with him (read: do I have to pay?) and he said sure (read: no). Rennes is decorated with tasteful lights, there are no giant malls, people aren't talking about it incessantly (because it's still weeks away), and it's just ... I guess better suited to me right now. This isn't to say I won't spend more Christmases in the big city (which I really do love and miss), but I think being here is giving me a new perspective on how Christmas can be, and lifting the bah humbug away.. Which is good. I want to love Christmas like the rest of you.. End of rant/new discovery.

These were the two highlights of the Christmas market:

That's right, young bachelors. My heart is warm.

And:
The Canada stand!! Where the maple syrup is only $15 for the smallest one! And where you can buy the ever-popular caribou spread! This stand was exciting for me, as there are only twenty-five stalls or so.. And there was no US or England stand. So I was very proud. I stood by it for a long time, in case anyone wanted to ask a Canadienne any questions. ...No one did.

It's Winter in Rennes. It's not going to get any colder. This is strange for me.. It feels like mid-October. The lowest it will get is about 3 degrees at night. It's grey and rains quite often. But it's not horrible rain, just misty.. It's humid, though, so the cold feels colder than it is. Still, it's not very cold for me. Not cold enough for a hat or mits, and the decision to not bring a long coat was the right one. The Rennais, on the other hand, are bundled up like it's Nunavut. It snowed in Paris yesterday. Though it's not far, Paris is colder and gets some snow, because it's further from the ocean. And now here's Ron with your local traffic update.

Tonight will be spent getting ready for the week of classes. Tomorrow night, Cynthia and I are going to the Opera. We got free tickets in our Welcome to Rennes package, and will be seeing .. I forget. Oopsies. We booked way in advance, and had our choice of seats. We're sitting in my fave location: front row. I'm looking forward to it!

With love,
Hincks.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Chapter 55: Disasterz Etc.

nerd blog post #60

When I was at Queen's, one of the infamous P&CC (the photocopy land I worked at and often write about..) parties was entitled Disasters: What's Your Disaster? and people had to dress up as whatever they thought their disaster was. Random theme parties are my favourite, and I'll take the credit for this crazy idea. Some hit costumes were as follows:
-caught in a bear trap
-sleeping through an exam
-the Titanic
-struck by lightning
etc.
But this is not what this nerd blog post is about..

Avid nerd blog fan and lifelong friend, Diedre, asked me about the 'oopsies' with the photocopier.. This is disaster #1, of 3, for this post. Never fear, this post will be scattered with 'etc' as well.. Ahem.

I had been photocopying like it was my J-O-B (it was once!) in the p-copy room in the English department.. I love it in there. Warm and ink-smelling, cramped and solitary. Perfect. I was running off pages for my classrooms, for the theatre group, and whatever else I felt like doing. P-copying is a great hobby of mine.
(Side story: my favourite part of doing my Master's last year was running to the rescue in the library when there was a paper jam. "Excuse me, I'll help you! I worked in a photocopy shop!" A true hero.) Anyways, one day last week, the photocopier told me I couldn't make any more copies. Confused and upset, I ran into my two bosses in the hallway and told them my problem. They informed me that there's a limit for the whole year, that I'd reached that limit, and that I was supposed to be only using it for the template copy, and sending the rest off to be copied at the University of Rennes P&CC. And so, my account needs to be filled up, I can no longer photocopy at will, and I was a bit embarrassed. Disaster!

Yesterday, in between teaching, I flew down to the train station to pick up Benito, the random friend from the Italian train. As Cynthia and I have similar schedules on Thursdays, our guest had to come to school. It was fun having him in the class, and the students enjoyed a new face.

After school, the three of us went to the grocery store for t-giving food and then came back here. Merrill came over and the cooking of a large feast began.. Benito took a nap and I envied him being able to escape the estrogen in the kitchen. I don't care for cooking, so was able to avoid the war zone by boiling water, cutting onions and doing dishes... I give credit to the Hincks, Sutherlands and Schadingers - all places I have enjoyed a t-giving feast, not knowing exactly how much work goes into it.. It's a big job. We couldn't find a turkey, so we roasted two chickens, and also had carrots, brussel sprouts, mashed potatoes, cauliflower casserole, stuffing, gravy, pumpkin and apple pie. And eight bottles of wine. What a feast.

Disaster #2 happened when train #1 had left to take some of the food over to Marianne's, where the meal was to be eaten. I was trying to clean up the kitchen a bit, and I knocked a potted plant allllll over the counter. Some of the soil fell into the carrots. In a panic, I shook the pot, spreading the soil evenly on the carrots.. Freaking out some more, I added more pepper, which looked like the soil. And already late, I took the carrots to Marianne's! Oh no! I didn't eat any.... No one said anything. Too polite? Or didn't notice? I'll never know. From my boy scout days, though, I seem to recall that soil is clean. I think.. Disaster!

There were ten peeps at t-giving. The Amerirennes (4), the Canadienne (me), the Brits (2), and the guests (Benito and Marianne's two US visitors). Highlights included forcing the group to go around and say what they were thankful for. I was thankful for AT-G and being able to celebrate my fave holiday, as well as for all the t-givings spent with my family. I also enforced the singing of each national anthem present. I sang ours in both official languages. Someone brought silly (racial) hats of a Native headdress that she received at Buffalo Grill, a restaurant here. I wore mine all night and to bed. It's broken now because it's made of cardboard... That, ladies and gentlemen, is disaster #3. Broken hats are no good. Disaster!

After dinner, we went to soiree anglaise for free drinks and then to a new night bar we hadn't been to called Caveau. Like a cave, Caveau was underground, dark and small.. But amazing. Sweet tunez, not sketchy crowd, good dancing.

Today, Cynthia worked and Benito slept in. Then he and I went and looked around Rennes. The Christmas Market is now open and soo beautiful. There was a Canada stand (!) which sold maple syrup, caribou spread etc. The market is the kind that sells a lot of expensive uselessness, but it so pretty to walk through. It also sold Christmas trees. The trees were about 2 feet high.. Another reminder of the difference between French and North Americans.

Now, Benito is making dinner for Cynthia and I and we are chilling. Which is awesome. He's a great guest, and a really cool guy. So funny it's exhausting. Really one of the funniest men I've met.. I wish he lived closer. BUUUT the good news is that Benito will be in Paris over New Year's, staying at a friend's place (who's away and leaving him the key) so we will see each other again! New Year's in Paris is turning into quite the party, with many friends of many walks of life.. I love that.

I can always write more..... But will stop for now.

Enjoy the week-end!

Signing off,
Hincks.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Chapter 54: What Is Pets?

nerd blog post # 59

The past few days have been very busy, exciting and full of bews. Much of this bews is of the work variety... Ahem.

Monday afternoon, I met with the woman who was giving the paper on Toni Morrison. She asked if I'd minded going out to lunch, instead of to her house. I don't eat out very much, so it was a treat. We drove to her town, called St-Gilles, which is about fifteen minutes out of Rennes, and very lovely. We went to a restaurant that I could never afford, and I asked her if she wanted to go halfsies on a pizza. She agreed, and then said she wished she had a daughter.. I guess halfsies at restaurants is more of a girl thing.. We also had wine and then this delicious coffee/ice-cream treat for dessert.

Back at her house, I listened to Toni Morrison read from her books on tape. The woman (Claude) wanted me to sound like Toni. Now, Toni the Tiger is an old, black woman with a raspy Southern-ish accent. Which is how she sounds when she reads. When I try to sound like her, I sound like a 1-900 phone sex operator.. So I did my best to do the voice and accent, while not sounding like I was trying to seduce. Weird.

While at her place, she told me of this three-day international literature conference in July in Vienna. She's put in a proposal and asked, if accepted, if I'd go and read for her again. In Vienna? Sure! She also asked me if I was staying in Rennes next year, and if so, offered that I live with her for free, in exchange for picking her boys up from school on days she couldn't. Less sure...

Monday night, Foun and Lucie went to Merrill's and we had a great dinner of pasta and wine.. It was a fun little party, and we headed to O'Connells after and met up with more students. I really like hanging with F+L. They're good friends.

Tuesday morning, I went to Betton, a town not far from Rennes to meet Veronique and the principal of the school. The school reminded me of the school I went to in Lesotho. Not one building, but classes scattered across a large property, with walkways in between. The administrative building, that housed the principal and secretary's offices, the staff room, photocopy room (personal fave!) etc. was really nice and modern, with a friendly feel. The principal was busy when I got there, so I hung out in the staff room and enjoyed coffee, cake and chats with some really nice teachers. They had heard I was coming and were very welcoming.

When I finally saw the principal, it was not quite what I had expected. He grilled me with questions about my education and previous employment. It was kind of intense, and he was kind of scary, but after fifteen minutes, his face softened. Perfect. I'd weaseled my way into his heart of stone! He welcomed me to the team, and suggested I go and introduce myself to some of the English classes as he drafted a contract.

The students I'll be teaching will be 13-15 years old, the upper two years of the French equivalent of middle school. Full of attitude and energy, which I love. They were happy to meet a Canadian, and asked me lot's of questions.. I encouraged them to speak in English to me, and received some of the following questions:
-Do you like French eats?
-Ow hold is your fazher?
-Do you have a little friend? (boyfriend)
-Do you eat maple syrup at breakfast?
-Is Toronto the capital of Quebec?
-What is pets?
And so on...

I can basically choose my hours there, but will wait until the new courses at the university are settled before signing with this school. I wouldn't start until January, so there's lots of time still. But it was fun to get out of Rennes and see some younger people.

Tuesday evening was the reading, and I was excited about it. Picture Oprah Winfrey's set: over sized, comfy chairs.. A trendy coffee table with an unnecessary lamp and water glasses, and books "randomly" strewn about. I sat beside Claude and did my best to sit very still as she read her paper. When it was my turn to read from the books, the lights dimmed. I found that a bit funny. The auditorium was quite full and some of the profs from the English department were there. Merrill went, too. After the reading, I had to stay near the front for Q&A. Not that I had any As at all.. But I did some small nods.

When it was all over, I went over to Merrill's for our (now) Tuesday tradition of sipping wine in her room and talking about boys and work. I'm spending more time with her these days, and enjoying it. We're quite different, but get along well. Tuesdays with Merrill is a highlight of my week. (Nothing like TWT, though..)

This evening was the theatre group. Due to photocopying issues (I got into trouble.. oopsies), we couldn't do scene work as planned. Instead, we did other stuff. I was going to write about it but I was so inspired by these students that I'm now realizing it's unbloggable. They continue to impress me and they show me new ways of seeing things. And they have no idea.. Their optimism and energy is contagious. I think that's why I love teaching so much.. It's amazing that all of these students come for two or four hours a week, voluntarily, and want to learn and to work. Anyways, it was a great evening..

Also, Cynthia got back! It was good to see her. She was a good girl and picked up two giant bottles of duty free vodka from Poland. She had a nice trip, but is glad to be back. I'm glad, too.

The busy week is not yet over.. Merrill left an hour ago after making corn bread for the stuffing. Tomorrow, Benito gets here. Tomorrow evening, T-Giving1000. And on and on..

I'm tired, but happy.

Love to you all,
Hincks.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Chapter 53: Drowned Duck

nerd blog post #58

I couldn't remember if the expression is "drowned rat" or "drowned cat" and I am a giant fan of alliteration, so I changed it. I make the rules on this nerd blog. However, for future reference, 20 points to the first person who lets me know if it's the feline or the rodent who is soaked.

I normally start at the beginning, but will start at right now, as I'm particularly uncomfortable, and can't wait. It has been raining non-stop for days. I have wanted to take advantage, as I've said, of Cynthia's bike (she's in Poland this week-end), but there hasn't been a dry hour. This morning I was miffed that it was still raining, because I did not want to take the metro to work. But when I stepped out, there was a full rainbow in the sky, and it had stopped raining. Very happy, I decided to forgo the helmet (returning up to the apt would have made me late), and started riding. I haven't seen a rainbow like this one in years, maybe not since Africa. I could see every colour, and it stretched in a perfect arc from one end of the city to the other. Very beautiful.

I started riding, and it started raining. Then the normal mist-like rain that normally falls on Rennes turned into a full-blown downpour. By the time I got to school, and still now, there isn't a patch of dry on my whole body. I was grumpy. My students laughed. Then I laughed. Now I feel better. But man.. I am a drowned duck. This was definitely not "Luck of the Hincks" (as The Artist Formerly Known as RtC calls it).

Reeeewiiiind.

Minutes after posting on Saturday, I got a skype call from Steve at the Westview House in Kingston. As his camera was turning on, I asked if I would be sad. As I had written, many of my friends were in Kingston this past week-end for Players, my favourite holiday. He said he didn't think so, and when he turned it on, it was just him. Then he turned the camera to face the bed and there was all of Westview Haus, plus my girls Hunter, Deeks, Marn, Meg Mack and Schac. And the Paabor. Overwhelmed. And speechless. We had a great chat for a long time. 50 points each. 55 to the boyz for being so handsome.

It was a great idea for them all to get on the bed and pose for a screenshot picture so I could put it on the nerd blog and make them famous:

Looking good, Hinckster.

And so, there is no previdence of the chat, but it made my day. Speaking of previdence, I didn't mention it before because I was so disappointed, but my camera ran out of batteries on first night in Paris last week-end, and that is why there is no photo essay..

I stayed in Saturday night and did some to-dos that had been pending.. I am home alone lost in new york until Wednesday. I kind of like it, but look forward to Cynthia's return.

On Sunday I ventured out with my computer to a cafe and continued to do some work. Then I met Brock for a coffee. He's a good friend here. It's great to be able to talk TO from time to time, and I enjoy his company very much.

In the evening, I had a nice skype chat with Schac and then went over to Merrill's where she and Marianne had made a delicious soup. I contributed bread. Being rainy, soup was perfect. And after a solitary Saturday, it was good to be around people and eat a good meal.

Right now, I'm waiting for a student to come in for extra help. But he's already late so I'm thinking of bailing after this nerd blog post. I then teach a second class and then am meeting up with the woman who I'm reading for tomorrow evening at the conference. She's going to drive me to her house for lunch and a practice, and then bring me back to campus for my creative writing class at 5pm. Tonight, I have dinner with Foun and Lucie at Merrill's house. I had no idea what to make, and she's a good cook, so I'ma be there bearer of wine and helper extreme1000.

This is actually a busier week than normal. I meet the principal of the other school tomorrow and then read at the conference. On Thursday, Benito arrives. Benito is one of the guys Cynthia and I met randomly on the train to Venice. He'll be here for the Amerirennes Thanksgiving feast, and until Sunday. Time is flying. It's week 10 of 12 for the semester and then a month off.. Crazypants.

I'm looking out the window here, and it's sunny. It better stay clear for my ride home tonight..... Enjoy the day, and much love.

Signing off,
Hincks.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Chapter 52: Artsy, Fartsy, Home Alone 5

nerd blog post #57

Queen's Players is described as a mixture of SNL, booze, and a rock concert. (I think..) It happens each semester at Queen's and this is the first time I have ever missed a show. For me, the description above doesn't do my love for Players any justice at all. I love Players more than Homecoming, the Somewhat Formal, silly hats, costume parties, Christmas, and even Bronco's birthday. I look forward to it for weeks. It's more than the show. It's arriving in Kingston and dropping my bag in the same spot every time, it's the Brass breakfast the next morning, the 3am food run, the dance parties, the Japanese Tea, the morning adventures to the lake or Tim Horton's with Steve while the rest of the house sleeps.. A Player's week-end never disappoints. Most people grow tired of the debacle, but it might just be the week-end I'll miss most.

This week-end, the girls of She Said What (the hit TO sketch comedy troupe) drove to K-Town and are now at Westview House, probably just stirring.... To all of you -- have an amazing week-end. And party Hinckster-stylez.

The Cremaillere (housewarming party) last night was great. I didn't think I'd know many people, but I ended up knowing most.. There were over forty people there, in a big apartment on the top floor of a building that must be over four hundred years old. The stairway leading up to the apartment had the original wooden beams and it was not heated. You could see the sky through the slats in the roof. The jam was happening - good tunes, delicious food, endless drinks, and fun peeps. I started a d-floor, obvi. My friends Foun and Lucie were there, as well as many other students that I'm starting to get to know better. And the girl throwing the party is in my theatre group, so she had invited several others from the group, who were there, too. It was fun.

This morning I met Merrill and Marianne and we went to the market and then for a coffee. We saw a poster for a craft show and we went to check it out. I normally love craft shows, but only if they're .. how to say it .. I guess diverse. This one was table after table of bedazzle bejewel jewelry that cost millions of Euros. Each table had like two necklaces on it. NOT my genre of craft show.

Speaking of crafts, though, there is a huge Christmas market that they're preparing for. And the city has strung lights above all of the little cobblestone streets. I think, come December, the town will be more beautiful than ever.. I look forward to it.

I'm totally home alone this week-end, except for Andorra the Explorra. We're going to go on long walks together. I have been invited to a party tonight, but declined. I feel like staying in and sorting some things out. It's raining outside, and it feels good to be warm and alone. I also have prep to do for next week, and a good book to read..

Sending love across the Atlantic,
Hincks.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Chapter 51: When The Dog Bites

nerd blog post #56

I talked to my good pal, Rob Macnamera, on skype yesterday (20 points!) who told me there was snow on the ground in K-Town. I forget it's almost December. Feels like late September here. For a Canadienne like myself, this is nothing, and it's not going to get much colder. The Rennais, though, are bundled up like we're in Nunavut, and when I sport but a sweater, they look at me like a crazy person. If this is Winter, bring it on.

On Tuesday night, I headed over to Merrill's for an aperatitf. That's like a pot, but less food. A drink and some snackies. I ended up staying there for a few hours, and we have christened Tuesday night a hangout night, since neither of us work all day, and usually don't do too much.

Wednesday's theatre group was really great this week. We did French scenes, and it was more fun to see them act in their native language. Much more at ease, and much more open to trying new things. I had said in my last nerd blog post that I struggled with not being able to teach them basic things, because it's a club. This week I realized that you can teach without lecturing.. They really got into the little things I told them about. For example, I was saying that if they were miming a prop, they had to keep it alive. So if they were holding a coffee cup and then had to answer the door, they couldn't just leave the coffee cup in mid-air.. So during the scene, when they had to put an "object" down, they would do it with such exaggeration, and then look at me, to show that they got it, and that it made sense. It was fun. I wish I had someone there to share it with me.. They're really into it, and wanting to put something up next semester. I'm not sure what we can do with such a large group (x2!) but I'm sure we'll do something.

On Thursdays I have two hours in between teaching. The first is an office hour, where I usually blog. This is followed by an hour in the prof cafe, where I enjoy a 65 cent coffee and read. My pronunciation classes only have one week left before the exam, so my office hour was spent helping a student who needs to work really hard if she's to pass. We've set up another two hours together over the next week. She's not alone. Many of the weaker students are starting to scramble, and though I've offered extra help from the beginning, they are only now realizing how soon the exam is, and how important passing this class is for their degree. I feel their pain, though. I was always last minute with my schoolwork, and am happy to do what I can to help out.

Last night I went to the soiree anglaise where I enjoyed a free drink for speaking English. The second and third drinks are half-price, and after befriending the bartender, they only cost 1Euro. I think soiree anglaise could become a popular Thursday night trend.. I saw quite a few students last night, and it's fun to interact with them outside of class. I also saw Brock, my Isabella friend, who introduced me to the only other known Torontonian, Peter. He's actually from Mississauga (shout-out Jess) but we had a nice chat about PizzaPizza and its delicious garlic dipping sawce.

Some good work news:
1. I have been asked to teach another course next semester. This is not a lecteur course, but one that a prof has declined to teach because of a heavy work load. They're a bit low on profs, I guess, so they asked me. I don't know too many details yet, but it's a brand new course that I will need to design. All I know is that it's for "professionals" .. Whatever that means. As I'm now over my contractual hours, I will be signing a new contract with the school for the new hours I take on. More details to come..
2. I am going to meet with the principal of Veronique's school on Tuesday to find out about what they'd like me to do there. I have cleared this with my bosses at the university, who have cleared it with the Ministry of National Education. So as long as the work hours don't conflict, everything is fine..
3. I have been asked to read at a conference on Toni Morrison at the Franco-American Institute on Tuesday evening. I'm not sure how this opportunity arose, but she got my number and e-mail address and I was happy to say yes. We're having a practice on Monday. Reading aloud is one of my favourite things, as well as whiskers on kittens and brown paper packages, no doubt..

I have some applications and other business to take care of today. And would like to visit Hossoen. I haven't seen him this week, and was away on the week-end.. I am going to a cremaillere tonight, which is like a housewarming party. A member of the theatre group invited me. I haven't been to a cremaillere yet, but can't wait. People really dress up for them, and there's a ton of food. I have seen her handing out fliers for it all week, so I think it'll be a big party. I'm excited.

Love to Canada.

Signing off,
Hincks.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Chapter 50: The Golden Anniversary Edition

nerd blog post #55

Chapter 50 already? Congratulations, dear readers, for making it this far..

Today is my day off. I had plans to go for a long bike ride, taking advantage of Cynthia being out of town to use her (much better) bike. But it's rainy, so instead I've been prepping for teaching..

Speaking of teaching, some people have been inquiring about the job itself. "Today I taught two classes" is what I often write, and then delve into my mini-adventures to wherever, and anecdotes about so-and-so. Do I do any prep work? What about grading? What, exactly, are they paying me for?

All good questions.. And so, if you're interested, here are some factoids. Yes, I do prep. None of my classes require a whole ton, but I definitely need to have something prepared for my classes. Hours of prep vary from week to week, but I'm continually thinking about the job, and what I can do to make my classes interesting and helpful. Every week is different.

In the conversation classes this week, for example, the students were to bring in French political cartoons. I brought in English ones. I taught them about cultural differences in humour, and had them work in pairs to present to the class a political cartoon in each language, explaining why it was funny, and how they were different. We discussed things like visual metaphors (ex. the democratic donkey) and caricatures. The level of English isn't particularly high, so new vocabulary is always a big thing, too. I often print off a sheet of vocab and a summary of what we'll be discussing, so they have an outline each class.

For every class each week, I bring in a short article, poem, prose etc. and have one person read it aloud. Then we talk briefly about it. These pieces are just to spark an interest in English literature or politics abroad, depending on the subject. With the UK so close, and American politics so popular here, I usually choose works by Canadians (woopwoop!) or from another part of the world, avoiding the States and the rest of Europe altogether. I use the same one for each of my classes.

Every other week, near the end, I have a short quiz in each class with candy prizes. It's supposed to be fun, about English speaking countries or the English language. I just started this a few weeks ago, and it's a hit.

As for marking, none of the students see any marks until the end of term. I spend time each week doing an ongoing evaluation, and I'm to hand in my marks at the end of term. The strange thing about this job is the lack of supervision I have. Since I started, no one has asked me what I've been teaching or how I'm doing.. I just go. Except for my pronunciation classes, there are no guidelines as to what is supposed to happen from week to week.

Perhaps my most interesting class is the creative writing class, which happens for two hours on Monday evening. I have four students, all upper years, and at an excellent level of English. Again, I had no idea what to do, really.. What I'm trying to achieve, though, besides a high level of written English and creativity, is an understanding of the English culture of writing. This is hard for me to articulate, but French and English writers naturally have a different style, based on their cultural differences. And so, even when their texts have been brought to a perfect level of English grammatically, they still lack the culture of writing that native English speakers can acheive.. To demonstrate this, we spend the first part of every class reading passages in English and in French, and then discussing them. Then there are themes that last for two weeks. Right now, they have selected a photo from their personal collection and are writing a short story based on it. We work on two stories a week, first correcting the English, then talking about the sense of the text, and finally the style. This week, I brought in a text that I had written in French, to try and demonstrate that since I'm not a French native, the style is not the same.. This theory is difficult to explain, but was easier for them to understand after having read what I had written.

The most prep of my week, though, is for the theatre group. This week, we're working on French scenes, so I spent the day going through a number of contemporary plays and pulling two-handers for them to work on tomorrow. I struggle with this group because of the varying level of theatre knowledge. They want to "act" but lack basic principles.. I have to ignore my desire to start at the beginning.. I teach some basic theories, but since it's a club, and they're there voluntarily, I have to keep it light and fun, and not assign much for them to do outside of the hours they're there.. That's hard for me. But I enjoy it.

And now, a wittle story.....

Twenty years ago today, big brother Adam and I were driven to a family friend's house in the capital city of Lesotho, Maseru, because Mama was gon' have a babay. We had overnight bags, not knowing how long her labour would be. The family we were staying at had a TV, so that was very exciting for Adam and I, since our family lived without electricity in a village about a half an hour from Maseru.

In the evening, we got a call from my parents. Adam talked to them. We were given the option to get picked up and see our new little brother (!) or to stay there for the night. In retrospect, I realize that it wasn't a choice at all. My parents assuuumed that we would jump at the chance to see what nine months of waiting would bring. They were wrong. Adam told them he was indifferent. I wanted to stay and watch TV. Instead, we were picked up and met the final of the trio, Ian Norman Hincks. I still wish I had stayed. TV rules. Juuuust joking!

And so, 75 points to Ian today! (You would have been awarded 100, but I love teens, and you are now 20. That means a 25 point reduction.) Happy, happy birthday!

And to the rest of you, a very merry un-birthday.

With love,
Hincks.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Chapter 49: 2M, Love Tim Hortons

nerd blog post #55

Paris continued to be wonderful.. Saturday, I ventured out for a lot of exploring. I started by checking out a hotel that I may stay at with Winter visitors. Nothing against hostels, but this hotel rivals hostel prices with it's one star elegance. It's actually pretty great - clean, friendly, and in a cool neighbourhood. From there, I walked to the Latin Quarter and saw where my pal, Doc Walker, lived last year. He was a prof of mine at Queen's and remains a good friend. If anyone else ever lived in Paris, I'll go and look at your house, too! Then I went to the Abbey Bookshop, which is the Canadian one I visited last time. The owner, Brian, is very nice, and I spent about an hour there talking to him. He invited me to the bookshop Christmas party, and I might go. We also talked about Toronto, theatre, and Paris at Christmastime. It was really nice.

I met RtC after his work and we had some dinner and then went to the clown's birthday party. It was at a bar across from their school, and many clowns were out to celebrate. I now know quite a few of them and enjoy hanging. Always great to see Viktor, too! It was a good night.

Sunday, I stayed in and did some work for part of the day, and then went and had a coffee at the bakery RtC works at. It's called the Rose Bakery, but is more of a restaurant. It's owned by a British woman, and they often hire English-speakers to work there. It's kind of fancy and expensive. RtC is the royal juice man, and makes freshly squeezed juice all day long.

From there, we went to the American grocery store (The Real McCoy) to buy cornbread mix, pumpkin pie filling, and cranberry sauce for the Amerirennes Thanksgiving party in two weeks. It was strange to see all of the products that I'm so used to seeing on Canadian shelves, but haven't seen since..

I had found something on the internet, and dragged RtC on an hour's walk to find it. I kept it a surprise. The Great Canadian Pub!! Featuring such specialties as pancakes with maple syrup, Moosehead beer, and Tim Horton's coffee. The door handles were hockey sticks, the football game was a-playin', the crowd was eh-ing, and it felt like home. When I opened the menu, however, I saw that a bottle of Canadian beer was about $11, and a Tim Horton's coffee was $6. Not like home. Wanting RtC to taste the magic of a Timmy Ho's coffee, we split one. What a treat.

This reminds me of a time I laughed so hard I almost died. I was with SLS, and we had just ordered Tim Horton's coffee. I take mine with two milks. They write "2M" on the lid, to distinguish it from SLS's black coffee. He looked down at my lid and said, "Oh, isn't that nice! To Em, love Tim Hortons!" I lost it.

In the evening, we met up with my favourite German clown, Michael, and head to ... where else? The bowling alley! We had to wait a bit to get a lane, but it was worth it for all of the strikes those pins had to handle from the Hinckster. I didn't win either game. Next time, clowns.

I came back to Rennes on the train this morning and have taught one of my morning classes. Coming back on Monday morning is always really tiring as I have to get up around 530am... But it's the cheapest ticket of the week, and gives an extra full day in Paris, so is worth it.

Tonight, Foun and Lucie are coming over for dindins. I don't know what I'll make them after that delicious treat last Monday, but ... I smell my specialty, Roly Polys. I'm not sure how the rest of the week will pan out.

I hope everyone enjoyed their week-ends.

With love,
Hincks.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Chapter 48: Let Them Eat Cake

nerd blog post #52

I love Paris. I really do.

I arrived at 630pm on Friday and RtC met me at the station. We had a quick dinner, and then there was a surprise planned. For those of you who don't know, my greatest weakness is waiting for surprises. The metro ride felt painfully long. But the surprise was great! A BOAT RIDE down the Seine! Being that it was nighttime, and chilly, the boat (that holds a thousand snap-happy tourists) was almost empty. For just over an hour, we saw the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre, the Notre Dame and many other spots, all lit up.. It was really beautiful. I love boats, and it was such a fun way to spend the first evening.

After the boat ride, RtC took me to see an Armenian memorial, dedicated to the lives lost during the genocide of 1915. Right across from there, is the Place du Canada! It was a little park that was dedicated to the true North, strong and free, and was supposed to look like Canada. It looked like a park, but was really nice. At the entrance is a big sugar maple tree that was brought here and given to the mayor of Paris by the mayor of Montreal. Such good pals, those two.

During clown school, I wandered around and had a coffee at a favourite spot near the school. I'm reading a good book that I recommend. It's called L'Africain, by J.M.G. Le Clezio. It won the Nobel Prize. Le Clezio is half African, half Breton, and this book re-traces his father's path through Africa.. It's beautifully written, and I'm sure has been translated into English.

I saw the clowns as they left class. RtC and I had a picnic lunch on the metro (called a metnic) and headed to Versailles. While it was incredible inside, I loved the gardens. Again, because of the time of year, there weren't a lot of people there, and it was nice to look around without the rest of the world there, too. The drawback to the inside of Versailles, was a horrible art exhibit by Jeff Koons. In each of the palace's magestic rooms, was also a piece of "art" by this guy. It kind of spoiled it. But the gardens...! Stretching endlessly and in pristine condition, they are worth the visit even without entering the palace. I'd like to go back and just spend an afternoon walking around outside.

In the evening, we met Viktor for dindins in the caf and then headed to a boat party! A classmate of theirs lives on a boat. It was far away - out of the arrondisements of Paris. It took over an hour to get there, but was well-worth it. We sipped wine on the metro (allowed) and then partied on this awesome houseboat. There were a bunch of clowns there, and we sat outside playing guitar (not me), singing (when I knew the words), and dancing (always). It was a really fun party. And being on the Seine again was such a treat! I would like to live on a houseboat one day. The cool thing about clown school is that so many different countries are represented. It makes for interesting conversation with anyone..

Today, I have a solo adventure lined up. I'll visit my Canadian friend who owns The Abbey Bookstore, go to the American grocery store to buy non-French things for American T-Giving dinner, and see some other things I've wanted to. I'll meet RtC at his work at the bakery at 5pm, and tonight we'll meet up with Viktor and go to a clown b-day party. How do clowns celebrate their own birthday parties? This is bound to be silly.

As much as I love being here, much of my time is spent thinking about what I'll show visitors when they come. I think about Canada all of the time, and always look forward to checking my e-mail at the end (beginning, and middle) of the day. (75 points E+T for the card!) Sincere thanks to all who read this, and who write to me..

Sending so much love your way. Enjoy the week-end!

Signing off,
Hincks.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Chapter 47: Letters and Lupdate

nerd blog post #52

Dear UofT,

As much as I would to sit in a crowded room, overheating to the maximum in a polyester gown, knowing my parents are totally bah-red, and wishing you offered those fun hats (I love hats), I will not be attending my convocation tonight. In my absence, I would like you to announce that 60 points are to be awarded to Doctor (whose mother collects his, as he doesn't want to play the game, even though he could win a McFlurry upon my return), and to Laverna, who also convocates today!

With affexion,
EHH

*

Dear Dr. Katchky,

I have asked my mother, upon numerous occasions, to inform you that I am now a flosser. Today marks the two month anniversary of nightly flossing. After years of fighting with your torturous assistants, I have crossed over to the whiter side, and well, I just wanted to let you know.

All my love,
EHH

*

Dear Trendy Friends,

I had a pair of shoes entitled The Stinky Shoes that were, well, a bit stinky. I ventured out on Tuesday to buy some new ones.

I would like to take this opportunity to publicly announce that I hate shopping. I don't know if this is a change from my high school days where I loitered around the Eaton Centre, or if shopping has always been a good excuse to walk around and chat with friends. Regardless, I don't enjoy it one little bit. (This excludes, of course, second-hand shopping, which is more of an art than an activity.)

So I got these boots. A lot of the boots in the store had all sorts of fancy buckles and doo-dads on them. I didn't want that. The ones I got are brown. Now, I thought that brown and black (my coat) didn't go.. But I surveyed the store and saw three trendy girls wearing brown shoes and black coats. I guess that means I'm trendy in my new boots.

Fashionably yours4life,
EHH

*

And now for the less important updates. Ahem.

On Tuesday evening I had the great pleasure of many a-skype chat, including a conference call between Deeks and Doctor, spanning three countries. Other honourable mentions include my brother, Ian Norman and the handsome SLS. Points all around!

Wednesday I taught. In the evening, I had my theatre group. It went really well. We played a bunch of games and then did some scenes.. I had some trouble finding good two-handers in French, so we did all English ones. The highlight of the night was when, " A hand-bag?" was said while Lady Bracknell straddled Jack on a chair... Well, more like, "Ha and-bag?" I thought they were just going for an interesting approach to the scene, but turns out they didn't understand that Lady Bracknell was Gwendolen's mother, and thought she was hitting on him... It was pretty funny (for me)! Two group members brought in a bunch of contemporary French plays that they say have good scenes in them. They lent them to me so I can choose some and photocopy them for next week.

This morning, Cynthia's man returned to Paris. I think they had a good visit, though I didn't see much of either of them. I won't see Cynthia much in the coming weeks at all.. She goes to London from Friday until Wednesday, and leaves for Krakow two days later for five days as well. She has four med school interviews lined up in the States, and will be leaving France on December 6th, for over a month! Crazy how the term is flying by...

I got a very sad e-mail today from a former student at Queen's who was in the class that I TAed in my final year. She was letting me know that one of her classmates (my student), Baha, passed away on the week-end.. He was in his second year in Commerce when I taught him, and was taking the class to improve his presentation skills. An international student from Kazakhstan, Baha was a very nice man, a stellar student, and had kept in touch with me after I left Queen's.. He would have graduated this Spring. Very tragic news..

This afternoon, I head to Paris. I'm looking forward to it. Visiting Versailles tomorrow, possibly a play on Saturday, and I don't know what else. It will be nice to see all of my favourite silly clowns. I will blog from there, no doubt!

Happy Thursday.

Much love,
Hincks.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Chapter 46: Trumpets and Tartiflette

nerd blog post #51

It's Remembrance Day. I just wrote Rememberance, but my lappy486 tells me that's not how one spells it. I realize that I pronounce it with four syllables. I should probably change that..

Remembering is one of my favourite activities. My first memory is from age two, when my grandparents came to visit us in Lesotho. They stayed in a hotel, and I was disappointed that they were on the first floor because the hotel had an elevator, which was exciting for a village girl, like myself. My big brother and I were allowed to go all the way up to the top floor (was it three stories? What a treat!) and then come back down. The memory is just of being on the elevator with Adam. That may be the only memory I have from their visit..

I know that's not really what November 11th is about.. But I was just thinking of my grandfathers, who fought in the war, and then of the one in particular who is a part of my first memory.. He's still alive, and wins many points for that!

Here in France, it's a day off of work. Most things are closed. Someone asked if it was the same in Canada, and I said no. And then thought about how in school, we would stop what we're doing for two minutes while the smartest grade 8 student would read In Flanders Fields and then the best trumpeter in the band would play that song...

Rennes has been chilly, rainy and very windy. The rain here is different than rain back home, though.. It's more like a mist. It's leftover from the incredible storms that happen on the coast of Brittany. Apparently, people come from all over to see those storms.. If you type "tempete en Bretagne" into youtube, you can see some cool ones. The mist of Rennes is not exciting, though.

Yesterday, I taught a first year conversation class, a second year pronunciation class, and then a creative writing class. In the evening, I was invited over to a student's house for dinner. These are the two friends I went to fest-noz with. Foun and Lucie. Foun was in Toronto for two months this summer, and lived in the Village (where I lived with Doctor) and we often talk about what a great neighbourhood that is. Her apartment is decorated with a Canadian flag and pictures from TO. It was nice.. She's also a very proud Bretonne, and I've learned a lot about the region from her. She and Lucie went to town. When I got there, there were candles and appetizers and wine.. The main course was Tartiflette, a French dish that has potatoes, lardon (kiiind of like bacon), cream and a special cheese. Then it's baked. It was delish. They had just been to Bordeaux for the week-end, so the wine was good. Both Foun and Lucie spent a year abroad (England and Australia) when they were in high school, so their English is really great and they love speaking it. I often reply in French, though, to keep the practice. I have enough English-speaking friends here..

I stayed until almost midnight, and then we went to O'Connells (Irish pub). By that time, the other students were all gone, but we met two of their friends there. It was a nice evening.

Cynthia's boyfriend arrived yesterday and is staying until Thursday. His name is Romain and he's Parisian. I like Romain for the following reasons:
a) Great hair.
b) Very nice and quite funny.
c) Is going to Canada in the new year!
I think the two of them are heading to the Arthurian forest today! I'd like to go there sometime, but today is not the day for me.. I have to prepare for tomorrow's theatre group, and I also don't want to be the third wheel. He's an out-of-town bf, and that's special.

Enjoy your day!

Much love,
Hincks.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Chapter 45: Gobble Gobble Santapants

nerd blog post #50

I was just talking to Doctor who remarked how fast the weeks go by.. He's right. I can't believe it's already Sunday.

On Friday night, a student invited me to an apero-dinatoire. This is kind of like a pot, but with more food. This is a Breton tradition. The host provides all sorts of food and drinks and it's kind of fancy. It's like a dinner party, but mostly finger food, and happens in a living room. The difference between a pot (also called an apero) and an apero-dinatoire is that for the latter, which is what I went to, you don't have to eat anything for a week afterwards.. Anyways, I met this student and we went. it was at her friend's house and I didn't know anyone else there. These were third year students, but these parties feel so grown up. Everyone is really dressed up, you give bisous when you enter the room, you present wine to the host, you drink fancy cocktails and eat salmon treats. It's at these kinds of parties that I really notice the difference between French and Canadian men. Anyways, as the party went on, it became less refined - people started dancing and the room was filled with smoke and French singing.. A really fun atmosphere.

This student of mine is really nice. She has invited me to a couple of things before, but this was the first time I could go. I found out that she's originally from Rwanda, but has also lived in South Africa and Kenya. I love meeting fellow Africans.. I hope we can be good friends.

I came home just after 11pm to meet Cynthia's friends. These two girls are both still at the University of Rochester (where she went) and were former roommates there. Now, they're studying abroad in London. They were tired, so we didn't go out.

Saturday morning, I went to the market. It was raining, so I ended up spending an hour at Hossoen's. He hasn't worked for three days, though, because he had kidney stones.. So it was his son, Shahein, and Mamoun, the other guy who works there. I chatted with them for some time. Mamoun is from Algeria and is doing a Masters here in Rennes. A really nice man.. Speaks four languages. (Speaking multiple languages is the quickest way to impress me. Start practicing, young bachelors! And 48 points to Bettina.)

In the afternoon, I snoozed and chatted to Wray on Skype (10 points) and then we had a good dinner with the guests. Yes, the infamous Roly Polys! Always a hit. The visitors were really sweet girls. Both enjoying their semester in London. One of them wants to be a nun! I let her know that I once wanted to be a nun as well. In particular, a singing nun. I was four. Really, though, I think I just wanted to be just like Maria who got to hang out with those fun kids and make out with Captain Von Trapp near the gazebo. Eidelweiss.

We ventured out to Thirsty Street and I swung into the kebab stand. They were finishing up so I helped bring the stuff in and do the dishes. I invited them out with us, and they said they might join in after they were all finished. So us girls went to Contre Escarpe, our favourite night bar where the bouncer knows my name. Maybe that's when you know you're home.. Anyways, it was fun. The two guys showed up later on and we tried to go to another night bar but it was already closed... So we came back here. Shahein, who doesn't live in Rennes, stayed over. Luckily, we have ample mattresses (I have three on my bed!) so even with all of the guests, there was a ton of space.

Today, I'm having a chill day.

And now, a fairy tale. This fairytale is entitled..

The Balcony Prescriptions Series
By Emily Hyland Hincks


Part I: The Hot Balcony
In February 2007, nine close Queen's drama friends went to Cuba for Reading Week. Sort of by chance, Hinckster ended up being roommates with the Doctor. Doctor and Hinckster have been friends since their first year of undergrad, but the friendship really peaked in the last two years. One morning, they were sitting on the balcony sipping coffee in this paradise land...
Doctor: Hincksy, I have a question to ask you..
Hinckster: Yeah?
D: If we both get into the MA program at UofT, and if we both decide to go, do you want to live together in Toronto?
H: hahaha.. Sure, Doc. If we both get in, and if we both decide to go, and if I can afford it, yes. I'd love to.
*H did not think that she would get in...

Part II: The Cold Balcony
In January, 2008, Doctor and Hinckster had been living together in Toronto for four months and were half way finished their MAs at UofT. One afternoon, they were sitting on their balcony sipping coffee in the freezing cold snow...
H: Doctor, I have a question to ask you...
D: Yeah?
H: If we both get the European programs we've applied for, and if we both decide to go, do you want to spend Christmas with me?
D: hahaha... Sure, Hincksy.. If, if, if.. I'd love to.
*Doc did not think he would get in...

Part III: The Future Balcony
Doctor and I have booked a wee trip for the break.. We fly out of Manchester, England, on December 16th and heading to the Turkish Riviera for seven nights. We are very excited! I plan on going to England a few days before to visit my Birmingham Hincks clan, and we'll be arriving back in England on the 23rd. From there, plans are up in the air.. I have had very kind invitations for Christmas, but haven't thought much past this trip that we just booked on Friday.

And so, if I can't eat turkey, I might as well stay in one.. I will miss Canada very much, but am happy to be with someone who is like a brother from another mother..

Doctor also informed me that our room has a balcony. I'm almost too scared to step onto it..

The End.


And that's the news of the week-end. Sending love across the pond..

Signing off,
Hincks.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Chapter 44: V+EHH=BFF

nerd blog post #49

My students were looking really tired on Wednesday morning, and dragging their feet more than usual. I asked what was up, and they told me they had stayed up to see the results of the elections. People are really pumped for Obama over here, and I heard of many people who waited up until it was announced at 7am. I was anxious to hear too, but set my alarm for early morning and watched his speech on my lappy486.

Wednesday afternoon at 2pm, I was to meet Hossoen and go to his house. When I arrived at the kebab stand, he told me he had to work, but that I was to go, by bus, with his son. His son, Shahein, works at the kebab stand and is nineteen years old. I know him, but we're not pals like Hossoen and I. So we take this bus that goes out of Rennes and to a small suburb called Saint-Gregoire. While on the bus, I started thinking about how weird it all was.. Strange that I'm friends with this guy's fifty year old dad. Strange that now I'm going to meet his wife. I wondered if I would hate me if I was the wife.. I wondered if I should have been friends with Shahein instead.. But it was kind of too late to turn back.

Arriving at the house, Veronique welcomed me with open arms. She gave me bisous (two cheek kiss) when I entered. She made me coffee and offered me delicious chocolate muffins. Their house is lovely. They have three sons and a golden retriever. Veronique was SO kind to me. We just sat and chatted for hours. She loves crafts. She does all sorts of crafts. She has no daughters. And so now V and I are going to be pals, too. She only works mornings. Next week, we're going to a store so we can buy wool. I'ma knit a scarf. I did one before and I'ma do another one. She asked what other crafts I like. I said making jam. I've never done that before, but I would like to eat that. My fave crafts are the edible ones. She makes miniatures. Small doll houses, Christmas ornaments, jar decorating.. She's good at it. She speaks five languages - English, French, Italian, German, and Persian. We spoke French, though. I don't have a lot of lady friends. I felt a bit like Anne of Green Gables and Mirilla. But in a good way. It was sort of like I was in a play and had to act proper for this nice lady. I'll probably set her house on fire making apricot jam.. That will be the end of that play.

As for the job, she actually teaches at a private "college." This is sort of middle school. Ages eleven to fourteen. She said she would pass my name along to the principal and tell him about me. She thinks it will work out. Which is great! Still not sure what I'd be doing exactly, but I'm happy to keep busy. She also said that next term she teaches two weeks on Canada, and wondered if I'd go in to her class. No, I said. I'm not proud of being Canadian at all. Juuuust kidding! I was obviously excited and planned my red and white outfit in my head.

That evening, I had the theatre group thing. I had about twenty students from 6-8pm, and then a whopping thirty-five from 8-10pm. It went well. I wasn't sure what to do, and haven't really done anything like this before, but I had a lot of fun. We did some warm-ups and exercises, I taught some basic theories, and we played some games. Next week, we'll do some text-based stuff. It was an interesting mixture of French and English that was spoken. My fear is that it will grow beyond what I can handle.. I'm thinking of extending it to six hours, and having three groups. But we'll see.

Yesterday I taught and did some errands in the day. At 7pm, I headed to Merrill's for a party entitled Obamarama. At first, it was just Cynthia, Merrill and I. Merrill had bought champagne and we brought some snackies. A little later, some French friends who live in her building came over. Then there were close to twelve of us. I love how French people party. They barge in, cigarettes in mouth, guitars in hand. Merrill doesn't smoke, but the invasion didn't seem to notice or care. We sang French songs and played cards. It was a lot of fun. Later, we went to a bar near Thirsty Street where I had promised some friends I would end up. I met Brock (my Isabella friend) there, and two of my students and their friends. Every Thursday night at this bar is the Soiree Anglaise. If you prove (by talking) that you're a native English speaker, you get your first drink free and your second and third at half price. Great deal.

Today, Cynthia's friends are coming to visit Rennes for the week-end. She's teaching, so I'll go and pick them up from the train station. I have some other things to get done as well. Doctor and I are starting to plan our Christmas break. He is (obviously) way ahead of me on the research-train, so I want to get going on that.. These next few weeks will be good ones. Visitors this week-end. I love visitors. Next week-end, to Paris. American Thanksgiving should be great too. Benito, the Chilean train friend from last week, is coming to visit. A German clown may also come from Paris. Visitors are exciting.

And so, happy Friday. I hope you are all well. Much love to Canada.

Signing off,
Hincks.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

A CHAPTER? HETCH.

nerd blog non-post #48

Hello all. Here are some fotos from my trip last week. Please enjoy responsibly.


A PHOTO ESSAY IN SIX PARTS
By Emily Hyland Hincks


Part I:
ParisParis1000

Feeding is for the birds.

Sacre Coeur, By Night. Spoooooky.

"Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a
portrait of the artist, not of the sitter."
-Oscar Wilde

"Wearin' high heel shoes, gettin' love from the dudes.
Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge."
-Lil Kim


Part II: Down with Clown(ing).. Around

Cynthia is down with clown.

And upside down on clown.

Doc is silly.

RtC teaches silly lessons on metro.

Hincks takes up a new instrument! New skillz = clowny.

Clowns at a clown party.


Part III: Milan Rouge

The student protest.

Can I see your student card plz?

Paix, Pax, Peace, Pace.

The Duomo.

Great profile!

One of many intricate Duomo carvings. Go David.

Old tram.

Old architecture.

Old man. (Dario)


Part IV: Venice the Menice

On the grand canal.

Parking Lot.

Small canal.

Dead End Drive.

Gondola.

Basilica.

Foto Blitz.

Under my umb-er-ella, ella, ella..


Part V: Choochoo Train Friends

Train friends in shades.

Same shades, new friends. ...and me.


Part VI: Smell my Feet.

Costume #1: How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Costume #2: Xena4Life

Costume #3: Spooky Skulleton

Costume #4: Le Tigre.


And so ends this photo essay. I hope it provided an idea of my travels. Museum hard, party hard. As the old saying goes.. Hope you're all well.

With love,
Hinckster

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Chapter 43: A Day of International Importance

nerd blog post #48

It's finally November 4th. The world has been waiting.. Millions are lining up, anxiously holding their breath.. Yes, it's finally that day -- the most important day of the year. Bronwyn Margaret Sorbie's 24th birthday. Bronco unwillingly shares this birthday with Matthew McConaughey, Laura Bush and Najee. She denies the US elections, as they are pushing her big day to page 2 of major newspapers. 134 points to you today, my dear friend. Happy Birthday. (And 136 to Wray, who celebrated his but two days ago!)

Back in Rennes, things are going well. I'm happy to have unpacked, done some laundry, and returned to a less frantic routine. I had the day off today, and after having slept an average of about two hours a night for the past 5 nights, I didn't feel guilty sleeping until noon.. I then cleaned and vacuumed my room (shout-out Raffi the Dad) and did some correspondence catch-up. I also talked to Bronco, of course, who did not go to work today. It's a national holiday, after all.

I ventured out mid-afternoon to visit Hossoen. He made me some food and we sat and chatted. Then it got busy, so I helped him out. Thanks to my five years of working at the snack bar at Ted Reeve hockey arena, I am a master at knowing when the fries are ready. Thanks to my three years at the P&CC, I am a champion at the till. And thanks to the infamous Hincks house chore chart, I can sweep like a pro. Yes, I have had many jobs. I didn't know they would all combine to come in handy as helper #1 at Hossoen's kebab stand in Rennes, France.

Every time I visit him, he says he'd like for me to visit his family's home. I would like to very much, but he works from 11am-1am, seven days a week. But today, he told me that he got some extra help and so I'm going over there tomorrow afternoon. I'll meet his wife and find out about the teaching position at the private university she works at. Hopefully something can be arranged.

After that, I went and had a coffee. It was a sunny day, and I was happy to sit outside and enjoy. Cynthia swung by and we went and did a big grocery shop. I had finished all of my food before the vacation, so I stocked up. I had a big salad for dindins. Cynthia baked a cake from the recipe book RtC gave her for her b-day. We put 24 candles in it and sang happy birthday to Bronco. We wondered how many millions of French peeps were doing the same.. What a special day.

After dinner, I went with her and Merrill to the Franco-American Institute. There was a special election night there, where American ambassadors were talking about - what else - Bronco's birthday. I didn't stay too long, but was amazed by the turn-out. About two hundred people cramped into the small auditorium. Half of them were standing. All over the walls were posters supporting Obama. I was surprised that the Institute would have a bias, as they are there for all Americans living in Rennes.. It seemed as though the crowd was about 25% American. The rest were French people who are just interested in the election. It is striking to be this far away, and yet so close.. The whole world really is waiting. Here in France, people are rooting for Obama. It was the same in Italy. In historical Venice, there are no advertisements.. It seems untouched. But as I walked through the tiny streets, I saw many of these in store windows and plastered to walls:



Anyways... Now I'm home again and still tired.. I'll head to bed early and tomorrow I'll be all rested up. I didn't post pictures today, but will tomorrow.

Hope you're all well. Much love.

Hincks.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Chapter 42: Viva Italia

nerd blog post #46

After so many days away from my miniature computer, the keys feel awfully small.. And so, I'm back. This is the longest I have gone without posting, so I hope you're not all in too much withdrawal. My apologies.

Italy was a whirlwind adventure of epic proportions. I'm not sure how I'll be able to recount it all, but here goes.. Ahem.

I took off from the land of the clowns at 330am on Thursday morning. Caught one of two night buses and arrived in central Paris around 430am. You can imagine that not all night bus riders are nice, sober young ladies on their way to Italy.. It was interesting. Feeling slightly nervous with my fellow night riders, I did the old trick of stuffing my passport, credit cards and cash down my pants.. Then I saw Cynthia, who was coming from a different direction, but catching the same second bus. We were happy to continue the night bus adventure together.. Arriving at the shuttle bus location at 5am, we waited in the cold until boarding at 530, and arriving at the airport just after 630. We were both exhausted, having barely slept the night before.. From this point on, we slept on every moving vehicle we boarded.

The flight was one and a half hours, and after that quick snooze, we found the bus that was to take us to downtown Milan. From there, we had to take the metro and then a tram to Dario's. We had no map, but I had mapquested it so had a vague idea of the direction we were to head. Stepping out of the metro and into the main square of Milan, we were surrounded by thousands of student protesters who were carrying banners and shouting and marching around. Behind them was the Duomo, a very famous cathedral, and other buildings with beautiful architecture. It was a shocking way to enter Milan. We did not know what the protest was about, but the feeling of youth and life in the midst of this new country was kind of cool. Because of the protest, trams were not running, which meant we were kind of stranded and very confused. We walked down to Dario's, stopping to ask for directions.

"Mi scusi. Dove Via Pavia?" (Excuse me. Where Pavia St?)
*blank stare
"ViA PaviA?"
*nope
"VIa PAviA?"
...
...
"OOOHHHH!!! VIIAAAA PAAAVIAAAA!!"
"Si."

I love how Italians sing their words. Once I got the hang of that, communication became much easier. Also, as a gesturer myself, I appreciated all of the gesturing these people do. Turning left, right, going over bridges or through tunnels is explained clear as day with grand hand gestures. Mille grazie.

side note:
I realize that my observations on Italians and Italian culture is based on a very short visit. These are, oh critical readers, merely observations that I make based on this limited experience.

Dario lives in a very nice two bedroom apartment in Milan's entertainment district. It's just shy of a half hour walk to the main square. It seemed like a lively, young, and safe neighbourhood, and I was grateful to be so close to everything. Dario himself was happy to host us, and very enthusiastic about couch surfing. He is quite a bit older, and works a lot (from home), so we didn't spend too much time with him, which was fine with us.

Cynthia and I were tired. Very tired. I had to convince her not to take a nap right away. Despite this, I came out of a two second visit to the washroom and she was snoozing on the couch. It took all of our energy to get up and get out. We walked back up to the main square, encountering some beautiful sights along the way.

Milan is Italy's largest city in population, though not very big geographically. The transit system is old and .. not that good. The architecture is beautiful, though graffiti is everywhere. The graffiti was very striking for me, partly because there was so much, and partly because it stands out amongst the old buildings and ruins. Though so populous, Milan is not a very touristy city, which was nice.

Downtown, we went into the Duomo, which is the most beautiful cathedral I have ever seen. Unlike the churches I had visited in Paris, the Duomo was less commercial and more respectful. Rules about silence and photography were strictly adhered to. It was enormous, but simple. Huge paintings hung from the ceilings and the colours were dark. It somehow felt older and wiser, and I liked it very much.

Then we went to the fashion district. Milan is considered the fashion capital of the world. As you all know, fashion is my number one passion. The prices at such stores as Luis Vuitton and Prada are a little higher than my favourite designer, Value Village, but when in Rome... I bought sixteen purses and two hundred pairs of shoes.

After walking around for a couple of hours, we headed back to Dario's, stopping by a grocery store to buy food for the next couple of days. Dario cooked us a delicious dinner of two different kinds of pasta. Just as they are stereotyped to do, Dario filled our plates again and again, despite how full we were. They like to feed. We learned a lot about Milan and about his home city in the South. We tried some Italian specialties, like spicy, soft salami, and a lemon liqueur. After the feast (which went until 11pm), and utterly exhausted, Cynthia and I slowly made our way to bed.

We awoke at the crack of dawn, not well rested, and made our way to the train station to go to Venice. We had decided that we would sleep the entire three hour train ride, but nothing we thought would happen, did. The adventure begins.

Two people sat across from us in the four seater of the train. They heard us speak English and were delighted. They are friends from a university in Arkansas. One is from Chile and is doing a Master's just outside Milan. The other is from Louisiana but spent his life in Latin America with his missionary family. We chatted until they got off at Vicenza, to visit Louisiana's cousin. We exchanged information as they were likely going to Venice later that day.

As soon as they left the train, Cynthia and I (who did not want to share our calculatedly rationed lunch) ate and then slept the rest of the way. In Venice, we bought a ticket for the metro. And by metro, I mean BOATRO! Yes, we were in Venice. We took the boatro down the grand canal, the long way, to the Piazza San Marco, the main square. The boat ride was amazing - I love boats. I stood at the front of the boat almost the whole time, and listened to an old Italian man tell me the history of the city. I understood him pretty well. Hand gestures help. And knowing French made it easier as well. He told me that Venice was flooded, and I could see that. The water was at a very high level, and it was raining..

The first thing we visited was the Basilica San Marco. We had to walk on platforms to get in because the whole front entrance was flooded. Inside the church, the feeling was similar to that of the Duomo, and I decided that I preferred these two churches to the two I'd seen in Paris.

We then walked down the back streets of Venice, over small bridges, on cobblestone streets.. It was unlike anything I have ever seen. Rich people took gondola rides where the drivers steer with long sticks. I watched that and took photos.

I wasn't at all disappointed that it was dreary. It fact, it added a beauty to the city. Colourful umbrellas contrasted with the grey of the day, and sometimes rain is romantic. Venice is said to be the most romantic city in the world. I think Paris is more romantic, but I know it better and speak the language. But Venice is a city I would most definitely return to. It was probably the prettiest city I have visited. I was very snap happy, and will post pictures tomorrow.

Around 3pm, we heard from our train friends and met up with them. We spent a few hours wandering around with them, and then settled at a cafe for some red wine. They invited us to go to Vicenza with them, and so we did. There, they went to do some family stuff with the cousin, and Cynthia and I went for dinner. We ordered pizza for five euros, which we thought would be a slice. Instead, out came two XXL pizzas of unbloggable deliciousness! We were in heaven.

Later, we met our friends and their friends, and went to a club. I had almost forgotten it was Halloween! There were some costumes there, and we danced and had a nice time. Vicenza has a large US military base (where Louisiana's cousin works) and so the place was a mixture of Italians and US soldiers.. It was a strange thing for me, as that's not a world I've been exposed to. I found it very sad. These young men were in a country where they don't speak the language, and most had just returned from war. I wanted to buy them all plane tickets to go and visit their moms. They just looked so tired and old, and they were all so young.

The next morning, we discovered Vicenza, which is a lovely Italian city, and the capital of its province. We saw a market and some old buildings. At noon, we headed back to Milan. We said goodbye to our new friends and Cynthia and I continued to discover Milan. We saw the theatre and wandered around a lot. To save money, we waited to eat until we got back to Dario's. It was 5pm, and we were starving. Really starving. We made delicious sammys on focaccia bread with Italian cheese.

Now, 630pm, we were more tired than ever. We had to catch a night bus (our fave) at 3am in order to get the shuttle bus at 4am, and our flight at 630am. Dario wanted to take us to see the entertainment district, so we napped until 1030pm, and then got up and packed and showered. With Dario, we headed out, saw some sights and a river, and ended up at a club right next to where we were to take the night bus. This place was very cool. Live music was being played (well) on the first floor, and there was dancing upstairs. We tried an Italian cocktail and mostly listened to the live music. At 230, we left to go and wait for our bus.

The bus was kind of like a taxi, but free. You tell the driver where you want to go, and he takes you. The issue is that everyone does that, so what should have been a fifteen minute drive, ended up being close to an hour. Still, it was a great option. We got the shuttle bus at 4, arrived to the airport at 5, and got on our plane at 630.

France vs. Italy:
1. Italians are incredibly warm and friendly. In all of the three cities, we met only nice people. We spoke Italian a lot, but their English is very good. They seem more fluent than the French.
2. The food is delicious, but I prefer French food.
3. There was something about the mood that felt tired. I don't know how to explain it any other way. The pace is slow, but seemed not of a relaxed nature, as I experience in Rennes, but of a worn out one. This gave the cities a particular beauty.
4. Unlike the French, the "look" of the Italians is more distinct. While people often think I'm French (until I open my mouth..), I stood out as different amongst the Italians. Which was interesting.
5. Things are cheaper in Italy. Except in the fashion district. Wowsers.
6. I think Italian would be easy to learn. Easier than French. No maps? No problem! I got around fine with my limited Italian and unlimited shamelessness.

Stepping off of the plane in Paris, I had a feeling I didn't think I ever would. I felt as if I was home. I was relieved to be back in a land where I'm always understood and where I know how to get around. It was nice. I also realized that the homesickness I had felt the week before had lifted. I think missing Canada will come in waves.

We took the shuttle bus to a metro stop on the Western part of town, where RtC met us with a smile and snacks. We all went to his place and ate breakie. Then we headed to the Musee d'Orsay, which is free the first Sunday of every month. The line was too big, and we did not feel like waiting. So we walked around, and then Cynthia met up with her Parisian bf, Romain. RtC and I went for a cafe, and strolled around the Latin quarter.

Though Italy was a lot of fun, I was happy to back in Paris. I had been there so long that Rennes seemed a hundred years ago, and Paris was just as much home. But this morning, I got on a train at 630am, returned to Rennes, and went straight from the station to my classroom, where I taught two hours this morning. This afternoon I'd like to nap and then I teach again at 5pm. I am tired, but happy. It was a wonderful vacay.

I hope you are all well.

All my love,
Hincks.